pointless-achievements:

thyrell:

thyrell:

cursologist:

thyrell:

thyrell:

dropbear42:

transgenderization:

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

thyrell.

just kill me

Achievement Unlocked:

Limmy-nal Space

Find yourself in the dimension of eternal repetitive responses

only-tiktoks:

vexwerewolf:

Good morning to the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, and ONLY the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell

coughloop:

when you’re on the dashboard, that’s always time to do a little blogging

oneheadtoanother:

no offense but some of you should be earning your chippy hike badges instead of whatever it is you’re doing on here

bayesic-bitch:

Tumblr really has ruined me. I was in a Rite-Aid and “out of touch” came on over the speakers, and I freaked out a bit because I thought I had missed my thursday morning meeting. It took me a minute before I remembered that Out of Touch playing does not always mean its thursday. sometimes people just play the song.

jibunbosh:

tumblr staff says that if we don’t buy $17,000 in crabs by 10 p.m. the whole website is going to be shut down by hotel management and all the guests are going to have to go home

cicadacalling:

scruffylookingpiratecaptain:

I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.

So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT

toonskribblez:

shittymoviedetails:

Originally posted by dewitty1

confettifluff:

confettifluff:

these pictures of slenderman at dashcon will forever be like my favorite thing ever

some of y’all have only seen like one picture of dashcon before and it really shows YES THERE WAS A BOUNCE HOUSE TOO!!!!

queersamus:

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everythingfox:

(via)

northwest-cryptid:

bitternest:

bitternest:

chaser:

ALT

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

cowards

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can’t stop us.

musiccat1971:

peakingeveryday:

haystarrs-deactivated20200728:

skipclasseatass:

balaclava-trismegistus:

My plan for the public transit system is to make bus drivers into a sort of holyman whose role is cherished in society. Then we give them access to all the ecstasy they want and they’re expected to take it on the job.